"Blood tastes like metal bars."--Lyndsey
"You have no room to talk, Mr. 'my town smells like wretched quaker oats'."--Trisha to Ben
"No (the quad cities) aren't horrid, but one in three people carry the plague."--Jeremy
"O that I had a Uterus! I would sell my eggs!"--Jeremy
"We'd all make ugly women."--Jeremy talking to a co-ed group
"Homosexuality is the solution to all life's problems."--Trisha paraphrasing Jeremy
"I mooned President Mannoia."--Thomas (jokingly)
"The time J.J. dressed in drag, I have to admit, I found him more attractive as a women."--Lauren
"Sex is a lot like air. It only matters when you're not getting any."--Jeff
"Guys why am I so retarded?"--??
"That's the way God made you."--Clint
"No, Tom. You can't major in Necrophilia."--Dan
"It sounds so different in my head."--Dan
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