Oh, Justin Timberlake!

Justin: "Yeah, this carpet's kind of long"
Cat:" My carpet is short"
Emily:" Just go back and forth, as many times as you want."
Beth: "That's what she said."

Sparky's greeting card company...

"How would you write THAT greeting card? You know--'I'm sorry I exploded your breasts.' "--Sparky

This is why it takes us forever to go out for dinner....

James: "Well, Emily's narrowed it down to 'Ethnic'"

Jaime: "From what?"

James: "Food"