"Married men have no merit."--Blair
"You now have a little bit of gayness in you."--Kelly
"Take off your clothes...I mean, 'hi!'"--Dan
"All I have gotten from the last two classes is sphincters and exploding parrots."--Dan
"Pickles are immortal."--Beth
"Don't look at your belly in the mirror 'cause it's not really a mirror."--Amber
"It's the fourth member of the trinity--the Holy Spost."--Bryan L.
"Stop it, you perverted hussy!"--Sarah
"I've always wondered what would happen if you could physically 'pop' a cat?"--Cassie
"It's the ancient blood-sucking meepaw of the aborigines." --Cassie
"Blessed are you among women--you don't have to move."--Dr. Wilson
"Jebus I adore thee"--Brad
"I'm just one of those 4-letter words"--Brad
"Perry would make a better woman than Nick"--Jeff
"Tiffany has a prostitute pillow!"--Cassie
"She is NOT a skank! She's wearing flannel!"--Tiffany
"I'm a dung-flinging chimpanzee, not a dung-flinging monkey--get it right!"--Matt S.
"Why didn't you tell me my dress was gaping? The boys just saw my candy shop!"--Meg
"And now a reading....from ME! God's a brick house!"--Nick
"I love my brother, I just don't LOVE my brother. That would be Kentucky love."--Stacey
"What kind of mechanical device would you use to apply Cortizone to your anal pore?"--Cassie
"An electric toothbrush."--Heather
"Can somebody get my balls? They're rolling down the aisle?"--Eric W.
"No cross dressing!"--Dr. Wilson
"Jill is actually the farm boy."--Brad
"Dead people don't sing."--Dr. Wilson
"My moment is when I walk by and they don't say 'What is that thing?'"--Matt S.
"This is the beginning of the end. Doc's going to quit the a cappella choir and start the head hit choir."--Aaron
"Everything's bigger in Texas....no, it isn't. For instance, Armadillos..."--Brad
"Ryan Giffen."--Blair
"What is this? I'm too sexy for this game?"--Shelly
"Anchovies are the antichrist"--Erica R.
"I can't contain myself when I'm in the bathroom"--Ash
"Let's sing this again, but this time in tune"--Dr. Wilson
"Does anyone have some wetness I can drink?"--Aaron
"See, Brad is just fun to play with."--Emily
"BUTT MAGNET!"--Eric and Jeff
"Enough of that butt crap."--Aaron
"We'll do a reduced program--Trinity minus one or something."--Dr. Wilson
"I can't resist a man in a tux."--Heather
"Brad's so sexy...Even with a rug on his chest."--Emily
"I am not immature you poopy-face stupid head."--Jeff
