Spring Fever (and choir tour)

"If you ever want to become sterile for a short period of time, wear leather pants.  I think they do it."--Jack

"Married men have no merit."--Blair

"You now have a little bit of gayness in you."--Kelly

"Take off your clothes...I mean, 'hi!'"--Dan

"All I have gotten from the last two classes is sphincters and exploding parrots."--Dan

"Pickles are immortal."--Beth

"Don't look at your belly in the mirror 'cause it's not really a mirror."--Amber

"It's the fourth member of the trinity--the Holy Spost."--Bryan L.

"Stop it, you perverted hussy!"--Sarah 

"I've always wondered what would happen if you could physically 'pop' a cat?"--Cassie

"It's the ancient blood-sucking meepaw of the aborigines." --Cassie 

"Blessed are you among women--you don't have to move."--Dr. Wilson

"Jebus I adore thee"--Brad

"I'm just one of those 4-letter words"--Brad

"Perry would make a better woman than Nick"--Jeff

"Tiffany has a prostitute pillow!"--Cassie

"She is NOT a skank!  She's wearing flannel!"--Tiffany

"I'm a dung-flinging chimpanzee, not a dung-flinging monkey--get it right!"--Matt S.

"Why didn't you tell me my dress was gaping?  The boys just saw my candy shop!"--Meg

"And now a reading....from ME!  God's a brick house!"--Nick

"I love my brother, I just don't LOVE my brother.  That would be Kentucky love."--Stacey

"What kind of mechanical device would you use to apply Cortizone to your anal pore?"--Cassie

"An electric toothbrush."--Heather

"Can somebody get my balls?  They're rolling down the aisle?"--Eric W.

"No cross dressing!"--Dr. Wilson

"Jill is actually the farm boy."--Brad

"Dead people don't sing."--Dr. Wilson

"My moment is when I walk by and they don't say 'What is that thing?'"--Matt S. 

"This is the beginning of the end.  Doc's going to quit the a cappella choir and start the head hit choir."--Aaron

"Everything's bigger in Texas....no, it isn't.  For instance, Armadillos..."--Brad

"Ryan Giffen."--Blair

"What is this?  I'm too sexy for this game?"--Shelly

"Anchovies are the antichrist"--Erica R.

"I can't contain myself when I'm in the bathroom"--Ash

"Let's sing this again, but this time in tune"--Dr. Wilson

"Does anyone have some wetness I can drink?"--Aaron

"See, Brad is just fun to play with."--Emily

"BUTT MAGNET!"--Eric and Jeff

"Enough of that butt crap."--Aaron

"We'll do a reduced program--Trinity minus one or something."--Dr. Wilson

"I can't resist a man in a tux."--Heather

"Brad's so sexy...Even with a rug on his chest."--Emily

"I am not immature you poopy-face stupid head."--Jeff