Tuesday, March 13, 2001

Any one else ready for Spring Break?

"When a problem comes along, you must F it."--Jeremy K.

"Oops!  I shouldn't kill that...It's a plant."--Dan

"If POD is a terrible band, then Jesus was a whore."--Seth

"I wanna be a post-modern, post-pot smoking minister!"--Lauryn

"Ah, Sex.  It makes everyone wake up in the morning."--Lauryn

"Every object in the world is comparable to their unit."--Becky

"Wrestling in Ancient Greece promoted homosexuality--I'm beginning to see why."--Seth

"Most people call it a zipper.  I call it a hole in the crotch."--Seth

"Welcome to Southern IL where 90% of us are inbred, but don't hold that against us."--Our choir host parent in Marion, IL

"Kathy's spiritual gift is seduction."--Heather

"Any part of you that touched me, you aren't getting back."--Cassie

"Turtle"--Dan

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