Monday, October 30, 2000

Pumpkin Works Quotes!

"I love my butt nuts!"--Thomas

"My pants are so hot"--Jack

"Funk Polka!"--Emily

"If it's a guy, I prefer him to be gay."--Eric about hair dressers

"I prefer Sodomy"--Lauryn

Sunday, October 22, 2000

The Trip (and quotes) that started it all...

Mid-October, 2000.  We'd just finished shack-a-thon, and many of us were headed to chicago for our class, "World of the Bible".  Only first names/nicknames will be provided to protect the not-so-innocent.

"You let a 4-wheeler ride a 12-year-old?"--Brian (getting a bit confused)

"That Flower's gonna die--just like your girlfriend."--Brian

"Shut up before I stab you with my chopsticks."--Amber

"I  think I'm perfect."--Andy

"I have chopsticks and I know how to use them."--Beth

"Hey, Emily.  Lay off the crack."--Lemon

"You will participate in a gala affair--in bed."--Andy

"If you want to see the virgin Mary who look like E.T., go to the corner or 57th and Euclid."--psycho guy on bus.

"It's like quasimoto on crack"--Lemon about the bells that rang from 9a.m-2p.m.

Then things got REALLY crazy as we settled in to the hostel for the night:

"A real man likes a firm embrace."--Josh
"Real men like hugs from other men."--Hutz
"What the hell? "--Josh

" I'm neutral--I'm Switzerland."--Josh
"Bomb their ares and bomb their jelly shots!"--Hutz

"A boyfriend is like a puppy dog--you have to let him know when he's doing good and when he's being bad."--Hutz

"We're going to call our band 'Gentile poo'!"--Brian and Joe L.

"Who stole my Ritz bits?  I thought this was a Christian college!"--Lacy