"Hey. That's where they treat you right."--Jeremy
"Don't put off till tomorrow what you can pretend to do today."--Jack
"Boys on the side...of my barn"--??(from a list of 17 titles rejected for 'Twister')
"Yeah, I'm pretty much a-sexual."--Trisha
"Thomas is my favorite caveman"--Jeremy L.
"I have many opportunities to work for Microsoft because of my ice cream cone making skills."--Brian
"I always thought that was an odd name--Mr. McFEELY."--Jeremy L.
"I guess making out at the table is bad etiquette."--James
"with your boss."--Jack
"I pretty much lust after anything that moves or breathes"--Jeremy L.
"Your head doesn't go there. That's a big bozo no-no."--Cassie
"He's got bigger breasts than I do, and that's just scary. Then he'd walk out in just his underwear..."--Jess
"Every part of the female form looks like it's supposed to be there. With us, it's just like...this THING."--Jeff
"My brother peed on my a couple of times"--Jeremy L.
"Something is shooting out of my dog!"--Jess
"Jesus would have had sex in church if he was married."--Eric
"I like Florida because it makes the United States look like it's peeing on Cuba."--Eric
"We should praise God for giving us the ability to poop because it's fun!"--Eric
"Thank God for giving us computers we can use on the crapper."--Jeff
"Can I touch your Uvula?" --Jeff
"Conform, dang it!"--Jack
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