"This is your brain. This is your brain on a dumb hat."--James
"I want to name my first son Homosasis Pubitus."--Mike H.
"He's on my poop star list right now."--Jess
"We are the Scotsmen who say 'Baa!'"--Thomas
"Beth is not a leg of mutton."--Jack
"Kristin, don't chicks dig strong armpit muscles?"--David S.
"I always know who I'm eating."--Mary N.
"He's moving 'cause he's like 'I've gotta get Jesus some more diapers. There's no rest for Joseph.'"--Thomas
"Do you dream of Mozart whipping you?"--Jess
"That's like Diarrhea in your head all day long."--Seth
"Baby Jesus is gonna be in the movie. Why would there be a gratuitous sex scene?"--Lauren
"Especially not with that bald haired guy over there."--Jess
"Eric, you're like a big, cuddly sex offender."--Jeremy L.
"Don't say 'naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies,' and then don't show us any naked ladies."--Dr. Shaw
"My head is quite fragrant."--Amelia
"Someday when your nose is flat like this, a boy will come along and sweep you off your nose."--Amelia to Cassie
"Their hands were not predestined to touch my girlfriend's butt."--Justin
"I am your muslim girlfriend. You may kiss me, but only through the veil."--Amelia
"I'm just not feeling the love from the men lately."--Jess
"The new hoover vacuum--it sucks more than you."--Aaron
"That's like saying he's the ugly version of the elephant man."--Jeff
"At least if I freeze and die, I'm going to heaven."--Amber
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