"Dave, Jake and Jesse? Not rapists."--Wendi
"She's got an internalized pot release system."--Jack
"We are definitely NOT going on an RNO date. I will not wear a thong."--Matt to Wendi
"That's not fair. You can poke me, but I can't poke you and do NOT PUT THAT IN THE QUOTE BOOK!"--Wendi
"It starts with a P and ends with a Psycho."--Wendi
"I am NOT watching Serena the prostitute!"--Wendi
"But that's what I want to be when I grow up. Why do you think I'm student teaching?"--Amelia
"What's wrong with me?"--Becky
"So many things, so little time."--Wendi
"It looks like throw up...sorry...by that I mean candy."--Nicole
"I have a new piercing--I won't tell you where!"--Eric
"You guys should just wear my clothes all the time. That way when you return them, I can just smell myself"--Eric to the women in the room
"I didn't really like the mustache. It made him look like a child molester. It was a moles-ache!"--Nick
"Quick! I need a wife!"--Eric
"Dang! I'm losing guys! I need to put up a sign!"--Wendi
"Dang Winner."--Jack
"Don't have little furry friends that turn into balls"--Seth talking about lessons he learned watching 'popples'.
"I am all about full popple nudity"--Seth
"He was like cotton candy boy. Every time he walked by, I wanted to eat him."--Seth about Michael's multi-colored hair
"Those dynamite are humping the screen. That's not right."--Becky (about an e-card)
"Wasted is a state. How you get there can vary."--Keppy
"I need to give Rob a big hug or...my first born or something for fixing my computer."--Becky
"If girls start going back to the hairstyles and makeup of the 80s, I think I'll go gay."--Matt
"Trashy screams Greenville."--Jeremy L.
"The bookstore needs to stop raping us."--Lacy
"All girls are evil...except for us."--Laura
"Dan, sometimes one man is too much."--Beth
"I didn't feel bad for you at all. You put hot--I mean HOT--macaroni down my pants."--Eric to Jack
"The secret to staying young is being naked."--Eric
"Shh! Be quiet! I'm trying to hear the subtitles."--Amelia
"Stupid people taste like chicken."--Emily
"I'll stick my head in your eye"--Haku, Seth's pinky finger
"Haku plays piano--WITH FACE!"--Haku, Seth's pinky finger
"See Dick. See Dick Run. I don't know what Dick is doing, but you shouldn't watch."--Dan
"At least, as a third wheel, I could be a tricycle and not a fifth wheel."--Seth
"Now you're a trailer."--Rob
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