"I think I'm lactating Chocolate."--Eric
"I wish I could spank."--Wendi to Eric
"If your religion doesn't account for love, sex, and romantic notions, something that is so central to our human existence, your religion isn't worth a crock of shit."--Dr. Shaw
"I love it that he doesn't feel like an idiot."--Jenyne
"I'm convinced that it's squirrel meat. Every Monday it seems there is a lesser population of them."--Jeff
"Why does everything taste like chicken? Did God run out of ideas or something?"--Cassie
"God is an eighth note."--Doc Wilson
"It sounds like you're saying 'salivate with Jesus!'"--Lauren
"I hate people who overly exaggerate."--Lauren
"I think when we die, God is going to use this quote book to say why we are not going to get into Heaven."--Michael S.
"75% of all statistics are made up."--Rob
"I'm gonna create some kind of website for Christian promiscuity." --Rambo
"The NASTIEST thing would be if you were a guy attracted only to dead male puppies."--Michael H.
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