I'll never get the old stuff added on here at this point ( phd work+ tristan = little time) but the blog is now connected to my phone. Quotes will hopefully go up/get added to the blog immediately, now that rob has added the software and started nagging me to get into the 21st century.


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On future plans--and children

"No, we're not going to have anymore for awhile.  It's a little thing called 'let Emily finish her PhD.'  I'm talking to our doctor about our options."--Emily

"I didn't know prophylactics were spelled Phd."--Sparky

A long time coming!

For YEARS my husband has been trying to get me to do this: convert my MANY quote books to an electronic format.

I agreed this week, after 8 years of collecting quotes (as long as I could continue to record them on paper first).

It will probably take me a LOOOOOOONG time to get everything in here--and I'll be doing a lot of backdating.  Check back often and, for those who experienced these events, feel free to correct my faulty memories ;)  

Election Night Madness!

" 'Vote by sex'?  I could only vote by touch screen or paper ballot!"--James (about the break down of voting by demographics)

"If any of those women want to vote by sex, I'm available.  Banging for Obama?  Macking for McCain?  That's an effort I can be bipartisan with."--Sparky

Starting to laugh again

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Right before the stuff hit the fan

"I've decided I'm a popple from the waist up, so one of my parents must have been human."--Becky

"We're going to have a rappin', funkin'...somethin' somethin'"--Becca

"The whole Christianity thing isn't what we d0--it's who we are."--Becca

"When your boyfriend starts saying the word 'condom,' watch out!"--Jenyne

"Don't ever take away my glory.  I'm single and you're not!"--Wendi to Eric

"I felt like pointing them to Jesus with the wrong finger."--Jeremy L.

...and then, a few days later, it was 9/11/01

Random Beginnings for year 2

"She'll be all dried up and so will you!"--Wendi commenting on Jesse not wanting to have kids until he's 40

"Dave, Jake and Jesse?  Not rapists."--Wendi

"She's got an internalized pot release system."--Jack

"We are definitely NOT going on an RNO date.  I will not wear a thong."--Matt to Wendi

"That's not fair.  You can poke me, but I can't poke you and do NOT PUT THAT IN THE QUOTE BOOK!"--Wendi

"It starts with a P and ends with a Psycho."--Wendi

"I am NOT watching Serena the prostitute!"--Wendi

"But that's what I want to be when I grow up.  Why do you think I'm student teaching?"--Amelia

"What's wrong with me?"--Becky

"So many things, so little time."--Wendi

"It looks like throw up...sorry...by that I mean candy."--Nicole

"I have a new piercing--I won't tell you where!"--Eric

"You guys  should just wear my clothes all the time.  That way when you return them, I can just smell myself"--Eric to the women in the room

"I didn't really like the mustache.  It made him look like a child molester.  It was a moles-ache!"--Nick

"Quick!  I need a wife!"--Eric

"Dang!  I'm losing guys!  I need to put up a sign!"--Wendi

"Dang Winner."--Jack

"Don't have little furry friends that turn into balls"--Seth talking about lessons he learned watching 'popples'.

"I am all about full popple nudity"--Seth

"He was like cotton candy boy.  Every time he walked by, I wanted to eat him."--Seth about Michael's multi-colored hair

"Those dynamite are humping the screen.  That's not right."--Becky (about an e-card)

"Wasted is a state.  How you get there can vary."--Keppy

"I need to give Rob a big hug or...my first born or something for fixing my computer."--Becky

"If girls start going back to the hairstyles and makeup of the 80s, I think I'll go gay."--Matt

"Trashy screams Greenville."--Jeremy L.

"The bookstore needs to stop raping us."--Lacy

"All girls are evil...except for us."--Laura

"Dan, sometimes one man is too much."--Beth

"I didn't feel bad for you at all.  You put hot--I mean HOT--macaroni down my pants."--Eric to Jack

"The secret to staying young is being naked."--Eric

"Shh!  Be quiet!  I'm trying to hear the subtitles."--Amelia

"Stupid people taste like chicken."--Emily

"I'll stick my head in your eye"--Haku, Seth's pinky finger

"Haku plays piano--WITH FACE!"--Haku, Seth's pinky finger

"See Dick.  See Dick Run.  I don't know what Dick is doing, but you shouldn't watch."--Dan

"At least, as a third wheel, I could be a tricycle and not a fifth wheel."--Seth

"Now you're a trailer."--Rob